10 Easy Ways To Piss Off Your Girlfriend


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For some guys, being chivalrous and romantic is just too much work. They would rather be apathetic towards their girlfriend and just not really put any effort into the relationship.

To make those guys’ lives easier, here are 10 easy ways to piss off your girlfriend.


1. Make sure you forget details about conversations you had.

This will make her realize that you really don’t listen or pay attention when she talks. For extra points, bring up conversations you had with other women, thinking it was with her instead.

Bonus: Simply put, since you talk to other women, women must obviously like you. So, you must be charming and trustworthy.

2. When she tells you about her feelings over text, always reply with “k.”

All the time.

Bonus: She will love that you listen to her feelings and don’t feel the need to chime in with all of your own.

3. Make plans to go out with your friends, a lot. And, don’t invite her.

When you get home (if you go home), “forget” to text her goodnight. Do this repeatedly.

Bonus: She will respect you for having a life of your own and not being clingy to her.


4. Text other people, often, while you should be paying attention to her.

If she asks “Who’s that?” or “What’s so funny?” Reply with: “Don’t worry about it.”

Bonus: She’ll love this because it makes you seem mysterious.

5. Speaking of texting, take a long time to respond to her.

This is even better if she knows you always respond immediately to other people. If you’re using WhatsApp or another method that lets her know when you read the text, take even longer.

Bonus: She’ll love it because you’re playing hard to get.

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6. Tell her how hot her friend/sister/cousin/mother is.

Bonus: She will appreciate your honesty.

7: Write passive-aggressive Facebook statuses using terms like “her” and “she” – make it obvious that it’s about her.

Bonus: She will love that you talk about her to your friends and like to brag about her.

8. Don’t introduce her to your family.

Bonus: She will appreciate and respect your want for privacy in your relationship.


9. Interrupt her when she’s talking about her feelings. Bring up something completely unrelated. Make sure it’s about you.

Bonus: She will recognize that just as you put a lot of effort into listening to her, she should listen to you also.

10: Apologize for your bad behavior. Continue to do the same things anyway.

Bonus: She’ll appreciate that you’re a ‘real man’ and don’t change yourself for anyone.


If you have a girl who stays with you through all of this, then one thing is clear:

You don’t deserve her, man.

If you want to keep a good woman and build a solid relationship, do the exact opposite of all the things listed above.

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  1. Penny on November 13, 2013 at 11:37 pm

    On point! I actually got annoyed while reading this LOL. You should have a “10 Easy Ways to Piss Off Your Boyfriend.” Do it, you know you want to.

    • Job on January 12, 2015 at 2:21 pm

      Hell yea!

  2. Rude Awakening on December 4, 2013 at 9:36 pm

    I thought this would make me chuckle but it’s a wake-up call that my boyfriend is not a very nice man. I’ve been brainwashed into believing that something is wrong with me.

  3. Meadow on January 16, 2014 at 4:55 pm

    My boyfriend is on his phone so much , when I am trying to have a serious conversation with him, it makes me want to chuck it out of a moving car.

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  6. Kaitlyn the Lezzie on May 6, 2014 at 6:53 pm

    My girlfriend did stuff like this to me for months… Thanks for the advice, because I’m going to do this to her and see how she likes it.

  7. Johnny Banana on August 1, 2014 at 5:25 am

    HAHAHAH this is freaking hilarious! i burst into laughter since the start of the post! xD

  8. kevin Hudson on September 2, 2014 at 5:23 pm

    is this a punk????

  9. gdyae on April 9, 2015 at 11:17 am


  10. Ben on October 27, 2015 at 5:36 pm

    I totally like this. A lot of times girls deserve it since they cause a lot of drama towards guys. I would do this to my gf and put the blame on her as if she’s doing it to me.

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  12. Mario on March 8, 2020 at 7:57 am

    Gonna try this as per joke wouldn’t want to hurt my loml

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