The Universal Hot/Crazy Matrix (Video)


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So…I came across this video today and found it entertaining. I’d like to say I’m not giving an opinion on the subject or the content by posting this, but rather opening up a discussion on the video itself to get your thoughts.

Do you see this as a helpful visualization of real-life matters, or as a perhaps offensive generalization? (Hopefully we can all see the humor here and appreciate the effort that went into this!)

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  1. Stephanie on July 31, 2014 at 4:04 pm

    I think it’s pretty truthful and or also funny ! If you are upset then .. Well you’re probably that crazy percentage .., just saying.

  2. surfercajun on July 31, 2014 at 4:59 pm

    wow! …I know a couple of hairdressers and redheads… I know a beautiful redhead that would love to laugh at this! ….I kept thinking… wow, where am I on this chart? 🙂

    LOL @ Stephanie’s comment!

    • Stephanie on July 31, 2014 at 5:07 pm

      Just a thought! & I also was wondering where I am on this chart ! Lol @ surfercajun

    • Mark Morris on June 11, 2021 at 10:05 pm

      The video is no longer available…

  3. Joe Terry on July 31, 2014 at 6:33 pm

    That is hilarious. With just enough truth to keep it kilarious.

  4. Kate's Bookshelf on July 31, 2014 at 7:16 pm

    This is good enough that i have to show my father and see what he thinks. I recently admitted to a guy that I’m pretty neurotic, so it makes me wonder where I measure on this scale. :/ But hilarious.

  5. Beth Dahleen on July 31, 2014 at 9:15 pm

    OMG! How in the world ??? There are crazies that look every which way for both men and women! This guy definitely falls into my definition of crazy…and if I were to rate him on his hot scale he wouldn’t make it very far. His theory, therefore, doesn’t work for the gender. Totally offensive. Especially to his wife! If he has one…with this video out I’d be surprised. The poor wife/mother/sister/daughter that he may or may not have that hears this crock.

  6. Beth Dahleen on July 31, 2014 at 9:25 pm

    My husband thinks this is hilarious, true and says I need to lighten-up! Maybe so! As long as he calls me a unicorn!

  7. Jeremy Rabida on August 2, 2014 at 1:33 am

    This is absolutely accurate. However it needs a little more explanation not to be offensive. First we need to define crazy. For most men(and probably women{though I’m a male and couldn’t say for completely certain})the general consensus opinion, crazy means a disproportionate response to some action on the male’s(or female’s) part. This will differ from one individual male(or female) to another. The second thing that needs to be clarified is this: women(or men) are completely justified to be a certain level of “crazy” depending on how “hot” the average individual male(or female) deems them to be. The reason it is completely justified; is that a lot of men{not nearly so much in women}(seemingly to women, possibly a majority of men) will act almost inhumanely towards women that they deem to be a certain level of “hotness” because of genetically preprogrammed hormonal response to said perception of “hotness”. And thus, because any individual has only enough time in their life to deal with a certain amount of hormonal B.S. from the opposite gender(or same gender if you’re homosexual), in order to reasonably have time for the other priorities of life; a person must employ a certain level of “bithcyness” (called “assholyness” in men) in order to quickly and completely forestall advances from any physically or immediately perceived social/emotional unacceptability of potential mates in order to live a normal peaceful lifestyle. And finally(and most importantly for this video not to be offensive) this applies in all directions(I.e. you) towards whoever you are attracted to. [and just as a personal side note, I’m a long term single 33y.o. guy near St. Louis who is looking for an intelligent woman who wants a quality, potentially long term, relationship{if, I vaguely hope, you’re somewhat impressed by my perception of gender politics :-P] [and oh, yeah, most of my female friends swear up and down I’m physically attractive{despite my poor luck with women}, I just work in a factory with a bunch of guys and rarely have the opportunity to converse with single women] make of it what you will.

  8. chambers935 on August 2, 2014 at 12:38 pm

    I found it quite humorous especially with the clever/fake seriousness way he decided to go about it! I think there is good potential for a version made by a female for males with a different variable though that women would be more apt to decide upon… I’d like to see what they’d come up with

    • Beth Dahleen on August 4, 2014 at 8:41 pm

      I think I was in dumb blonde mode for this one! I really thought this guy was serious. 🙂 🙂 Shared this one with our friends and we all had a good laugh. I think I’m a little sexist. I laughed a James’s post on women harassing men mocking the whole construction work scenario, but I am not as quick to laugh when the joke is on my gender!

  9. Graciela SouthernBelle on August 4, 2014 at 12:24 pm

    so funny! *from a unicorn

  10. Dannielle O. Hanno on September 26, 2014 at 1:07 pm

    I couldn’t refrain from commenting. Well written!

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