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How To Be A Total Creep

FREE E-BOOK: 15 WAYS TO KNOW YOU'RE DATING A GENTLEMAN

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Odds are, you’ve probably come across women who refer to a guy (or guys) she knows as ‘a creep,’ ‘creepy,’ ‘total creep,’ or some other variation.

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You may be asking yourself, ‘what exactly makes a creep, a creep?’

Well, here is some advice to get you started on your path to becoming a creeper.

– Send friend requests to girls you have zero mutual friends with.

There’s nothing a girl likes more than getting a random friend request from a guy neither her, nor her girlfriends have ever met or heard of. This is a great way for a creep to kick off a new interaction!

– Like all of her photos on Facebook.

Protip: After you click a photo on Facebook, you can press the ‘L’ button to immediately like it. Using this method, you can quickly scroll and like every single photo an attractive girl has on Facebook. This is a great way for a creep to get her attention.

– Send her constant messages or texts when she doesn’t respond to you.

A girl not getting back to you? Every good creep knows this means she is secretly interested and you should incessantly continue to message her non-stop until she responds with expletives or completely blocks you.

– Call her ‘baby.’

Never met her? No idea who she is? Calling a complete stranger ‘baby’ is a great way for a creep to make sure a woman knows you’ve never had a girlfriend.

– Hit on all of her friends.

On a public forum like Facebook where everyone can see all of your actions, it’s customary for a good creep to make sure he says the same thing on every photo within a girls’ group of friends. “Omg yo you is beautiful” is easy for any creep to copy and paste in comments.

– Stare at her but don’t say anything.

Out at a bar? Starbucks? Book store? A great way to show a girl you’re a creep is to let her catch you staring at her repeatedly, but don’t say anything to her.

– Grow a mustache.

Self explanatory.

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If you follow these easy steps, you’ll be well on your way to being a certified creep.

Good luck, and happy creepin’!

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