Breaking News: American Girl Wins Miss America, American People Outraged.

In America, a country less than 300 years old and therefore comprised only of people who have immigrated to it (minus Native Americans), many people are now outraged because a girl whose family immigrated here has been crowned Miss America. Wait…what? There has been some deeply disturbing commentary from the ignoramuses of ‘Merica thanks to […]

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